addicted to
endorphins
pain
exhaustion
chasing this insane dream
perfection




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i'm not here to win

i'm here to leave a legacy

run


i don't want to let go, i just need you to know

I think going to school is great!

According to Linda Lim, (Professor and Director, Center for Southeast Asian Studies, University of Michigan) Singapore offers a "world class secondary education". This means that I should be very honoured to receive such a high level of education from my beautiful country!

I get to develop my non-existent IQ. We learn a lot from our "world class secondary education". Particularly during mathematics lessons. Examples are the following two pictures.

We were taught trignometry- how to "find x".











We were also shown how to expand (a + b) ^n.


I also get an all-rounded holistic education through development of my stupidity and retardedness as well! Examples are things like giving stupid answers to teachers' questions.

thiock: Where does all the heat go?

me: to heaven!

msko: what do you get when you add an acute angle to another acute angle?

kell: a very cute angle!

We get our fair share of nurturing creativity! I shall tell you what happens in class. Well today, when I walked into the classroom, I saw Sianying lying on the ground. Gnia was crouched over her and Sianying's upper body was moving in unison with Gnia's head. I shall leave it up to your imagination to picture what kind of activity they were engaged in. Next someone draped a gold cloth over Sianying's body. From head to knee (not to toe). Then we prounounced her dead. Soon after, people started jumping over her body! They placed our infamous bottle of dettol in her left hand and came up with a story of how she drank dettol and died! What enhanced the effect was her "palpitations". Yes! I have drawn a diagram for clearer representation.

Tadaa! It's Sianying! This was the object that was lying in the middle of the classroom today. When msleow came in for lit we made her guess who it was. hahahah! HIGHLY AMUSING!

See what I mean by SCHOOL IS GREAT? har har har har. Speaking of which, I have discovered how to pluck of tufts of hair from my hairy arms. Amazingly, it is only possible in certain regions of my right arm. The other parts of my right arm hurt too much when I tug at the hair, while my left arm is just really sensitive to pain! Managed to get a bald patch going on my right arm... harharharh.

Okay hope my post was more engaging today. Added a few visuals as advised by Sianying. OOOH I LOVE PHYSICS! One day I want to induce a magnetic field on my body. Then my head will be the North pole and my toes the South. Then I can attract magnets! and paperclips! and other magnetic materials! Oh wait no! Even better! I will magnetise my BIKE! Then get someone to put a giant magnet at the mount and dismount line. Like pole at the mount line and unlike pole at the dismount line. hahaha! Then I will be as fast as a bullet train! whoppeeee!

[pat]* decided to runaway-.

it's the passion that drives you